whattttt the hELLLL happened today! i fuckin saw this fuckin whacked… - Mye Jurnel
whattttt the hELLLL happened today! i fuckin saw this fuckin whacked out crow and it was all like WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! not like that, you mothafuckin perverts! parrrrvarrrtttss ok so NEWAYZ! it was like whack whack whack all over the place so i decided to get in on the action NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERTS thats not funny! it wasnt funny at all! then my mom came out side to join in. GOD! STOP! IM HAVING AN EPISODE! ok god, so anyway i am a total muslim so i went inside to pray to allah. and guess who was there? THE FUCKIN WHACKED OUT CROW!. but then i realized it was my kid, jennifer dressed up all whacked and shit and i thought he was a crow. then ol' jen and i boozed a little. but like totally fuckin hold on i gots 2 tells u something like the majority importance. i have to get braces, but like i wanna get a retainer because i hit the big 5-0 like 6 months ago.
Current Mood: raunchy
Current Music: overprotected- britney spears
|Date:||August 6th, 2004 08:15 pm (UTC)|| |
Rock on, dude.
what the fuck i dont know you!
i bet that anonymous person is you dildo.
now get me off your friends list.
atually that anonymous person was not my dildo. my dildo is not the same as that anonymous person, i think.
who are you and how did you get my lj?
take me off your friends list.
why do you care motherfucker?
i have a few quetions for you.
1. who are you? seriously, this is getting old.
2. how did you find my journal?
3. why did you think it was ok to steal my userpic?
answer these(with all honesty)and i just might add you.
otherwise, fuck off.
1. you're gay
2. you're fat
3. you're really fucking gay! and its my userpic noww.
|Date:||August 10th, 2004 10:56 am (UTC)|| |
I personally find this all entertaining.
who the fuck is this? answer or get off my friends list.
are you really so predjudice and sexist that someones name on ur friends list can affect you? give peace a chance, cant we all be brothers?!
yeah. haha, you're fucking gay.
i am anorexic for jesus christ.
|Date:||August 13th, 2004 02:49 pm (UTC)|| |
it looks like no one likes you
looks like noone likes u either cause u cant even put ur name u piece of shiz.
this person is a motha fukin god . u knooo.... go mama,
p.s. what teh fuck in your icon?
my icon is a little girl named tilly. what in gods name is YOUR icon???!???!!!
I am adding you to my friends list
alas!!! i say nay, nay to adding me. okfine u know what i caved, add me hottayyy!!! ;)
are you trying to make me suicidal or something? goddamn girls trying to sound interesting.
you seem really strange. and you added me. and i dont know who you are. so take me off of your friends list or something.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!!
what the fuck? you're gay. All you have to do all day is sit around and piss off people on LJ? Get a life, go out side. Sunshine wont kill you.
yes it will, i am a vampire.
who the fuck are you, and why am i on ur friends list?!
YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL TOO!!!111!!1
who is this? just wonderin cuz im on ur friends list! do u kno me? <3 KrIsTeN
you spelled because wrong!
who the fuck are you?
because you're fucking hot and i want you to rape me until you rip me a new asshole.
hahahah hey who are u ? i ain pissed o nothing..but u know CAROLINA and VEGAn i think...so yeah who are ya and then ill add ya back cuz u ok i gess..lol
damn you're a really bad speller.
*you, *am not, *or, *you, *you, *you, *because, *you, *guess.
i fuckin love these stories! i fuckin love crows!