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whattttt the hELLLL happened today! i fuckin saw this fuckin whacked… - Mye Jurnel
August 4th, 2004
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whattttt the hELLLL happened today! i fuckin saw this fuckin whacked out crow and it was all like WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! not like that, you mothafuckin perverts! parrrrvarrrtttss ok so NEWAYZ! it was like whack whack whack all over the place so i decided to get in on the action NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERTS thats not funny! it wasnt funny at all! then my mom came out side to join in. GOD! STOP! IM HAVING AN EPISODE! ok god, so anyway i am a total muslim so i went inside to pray to allah. and guess who was there? THE FUCKIN WHACKED OUT CROW!. but then i realized it was my kid, jennifer dressed up all whacked and shit and i thought he was a crow. then ol' jen and i boozed a little. but like totally fuckin hold on i gots 2 tells u something like the majority importance. i have to get braces, but like i wanna get a retainer because i hit the big 5-0 like 6 months ago.

immago.

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From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 6th, 2004 08:15 pm (UTC)
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Rock on, dude.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 7th, 2004 11:48 am (UTC)
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what the fuck i dont know you!
From:ex_b_i_n_g_o384
Date:August 7th, 2004 06:24 pm (UTC)
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i bet that anonymous person is you dildo.



keep reading..........









keep reading...............


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now get me off your friends list.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 7th, 2004 11:53 pm (UTC)
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atually that anonymous person was not my dildo. my dildo is not the same as that anonymous person, i think.
From:cellardoor____
Date:August 8th, 2004 08:57 pm (UTC)
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who are you and how did you get my lj?
From:authority_eyes
Date:August 8th, 2004 11:55 pm (UTC)
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take me off your friends list.

please.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 9th, 2004 04:22 pm (UTC)
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why do you care motherfucker?
From:ex_b_i_n_g_o384
Date:August 9th, 2004 08:54 pm (UTC)
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i have a few quetions for you.

1. who are you? seriously, this is getting old.
2. how did you find my journal?
3. why did you think it was ok to steal my userpic?

answer these(with all honesty)and i just might add you.
otherwise, fuck off.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 10th, 2004 12:02 am (UTC)
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1. you're gay
2. you're fat
3. you're really fucking gay! and its my userpic noww.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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From:roadie5
Date:August 10th, 2004 10:56 am (UTC)
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I personally find this all entertaining.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 10th, 2004 03:47 pm (UTC)
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k
From:cellardoor____
Date:August 11th, 2004 12:05 am (UTC)
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who the fuck is this? answer or get off my friends list.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 11th, 2004 09:33 pm (UTC)
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are you really so predjudice and sexist that someones name on ur friends list can affect you? give peace a chance, cant we all be brothers?!
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From:sexysady
Date:August 11th, 2004 01:16 am (UTC)
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YOURE FUCKING COOL!
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 11th, 2004 09:29 pm (UTC)
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yeah. haha, you're fucking gay.
From:2sexy4urbody
Date:August 12th, 2004 03:29 pm (UTC)
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who is this?
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 12th, 2004 05:16 pm (UTC)

fuckahhhh!!!!

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i am anorexic for jesus christ.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 13th, 2004 02:49 pm (UTC)
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it looks like no one likes you
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 16th, 2004 04:58 pm (UTC)
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looks like noone likes u either cause u cant even put ur name u piece of shiz.
From:nowhere2_escape
Date:August 13th, 2004 09:39 pm (UTC)
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this person is a motha fukin god . u knooo.... go mama,


p.s. what teh fuck in your icon?
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 14th, 2004 10:53 pm (UTC)
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my icon is a little girl named tilly. what in gods name is YOUR icon???!???!!!
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From:distort_japan
Date:August 14th, 2004 01:55 pm (UTC)
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I am adding you to my friends list
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 14th, 2004 11:01 pm (UTC)
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alas!!! i say nay, nay to adding me. okfine u know what i caved, add me hottayyy!!! ;)
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From:vikingmetal
Date:August 14th, 2004 10:03 pm (UTC)
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who are you?
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 14th, 2004 10:27 pm (UTC)
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are you trying to make me suicidal or something? goddamn girls trying to sound interesting.
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From:prettyin_pinkxo
Date:August 14th, 2004 10:16 pm (UTC)
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you seem really strange. and you added me. and i dont know who you are. so take me off of your friends list or something.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 14th, 2004 10:53 pm (UTC)
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YOU ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!!
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From:enferma_
Date:August 15th, 2004 03:43 am (UTC)
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who are you?
From:sayfuckitimfine
Date:August 15th, 2004 04:32 pm (UTC)
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who are you?
From:goodbytoyou
Date:August 15th, 2004 06:28 pm (UTC)
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what the fuck? you're gay. All you have to do all day is sit around and piss off people on LJ? Get a life, go out side. Sunshine wont kill you.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 15th, 2004 08:20 pm (UTC)
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yes it will, i am a vampire.
From:_m_i_s_s_a_
Date:August 16th, 2004 11:43 am (UTC)
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who the fuck are you, and why am i on ur friends list?!
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 20th, 2004 04:41 pm (UTC)
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YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL TOO!!!111!!1
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From:italiano3
Date:August 16th, 2004 02:56 pm (UTC)
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who is this? just wonderin cuz im on ur friends list! do u kno me? <3 KrIsTeN
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From:come_2_mama
Date:November 21st, 2004 06:00 am (UTC)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. ha.
you spelled because wrong!
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 17th, 2004 08:54 pm (UTC)
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um ok..
From:___chanel
Date:August 22nd, 2004 06:23 pm (UTC)
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who the fuck are you?

because you're fucking hot and i want you to rape me until you rip me a new asshole.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:November 21st, 2004 06:00 am (UTC)
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um no.
From:mexi_jew_
Date:August 23rd, 2004 03:39 pm (UTC)
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hahahah hey who are u ? i ain pissed o nothing..but u know CAROLINA and VEGAn i think...so yeah who are ya and then ill add ya back cuz u ok i gess..lol
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From:come_2_mama
Date:November 21st, 2004 06:02 am (UTC)
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damn you're a really bad speller.

*you, *am not, *or, *you, *you, *you, *because, *you, *guess.
From:saywhat__
Date:February 25th, 2005 12:19 am (UTC)
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i fuckin love these stories! i fuckin love crows!
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