okay everyone listen the fuck up! YOU HEARD ME SWEETCHEEKS :-0.… - Mye Jurnel
okay everyone listen the fuck up! YOU HEARD ME SWEETCHEEKS :-0.
this journal is HOTTIES ONLY, so i dont want any weirdo ugly freaks reading this gold. So down to tha real stuff.
today i got a new Tv and i also drew a new one too so that i am much cooler and better now. this is the picture of my new tv. yes.
today my wife made really shitty waffles so i got sooo fuckin angry and upset and emo so i died my hair black I and then i chucked my son at my new plasma wide screen tv and made a giant bonfire in my front lawn and burned all my clothing while screaming the lyrics to "the rules" by ben kweller. my gay ass neighbor, mrs. nancy (but since today i like to call her 'mrs. nazicrotch' hahaha) told me to put the fire out, it was scaring her lips. so, i was like "pssh fine i'll put it out" so i took a glass of water and poured it onto the giant fire and it didn't go out so i was like, "whoops! the fire didnt go out! i guess you can go home now!" and mrs. nancy was like "ok..." and she scampered home and i stayed there on my lawn staring at the clouds go by until the sun went down and it started to rain, and my fire went out.
You added me to your buddy list...who is this may i ask?
woah i was saying that to the come to mama person. Who is this and ill add yuo as soon as my lj lets me go on. i think someone hacked me.
who are you?
i will totally add u back! Are u a guy or girl? And wuts ur name?
WHAT THE HELL GO_PIKACHU??????
i_bleed_glitter wasnt talking 2 u, she was talking to ME MOTHER FUCKER
what the hell the comment isnt even addressed 2 u
ah. my mistake. Sorrrrrry....god damn.Well then u are very attractive i assume eh? now it all makes sense. thanks.
ummm...ok! But wait how do u no me?
hey you uhh didn't add me....but uhhh like i think ur cute. ;)
heeehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheeee FUCK YOU!
well who are you!?i dont know you either
umm yeah u added me to ur friends list? who the hell r u!?
there are WAYYYY too many mother fuckers comment on my live journal
maybe if u just fucken said who u are!
fucken fucken fucken fucken
mmmm UR GAY GET OUT RIGHT NOW
umm ur the one who added me! can u just fucken tell me who the fuck u r. whats so fucken hard about that.?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Do you like check my journal like every 5 seconds or something?
umm like umm no like umm i check my like e-mail and like u like totally like reply like back so like i like do to. why would i wanna check ur lj when i dont even fucken know who u r!llook if u just tell me who you r and stop being a fucker i have no prob. with adding you.
well, I'm gonna be another fucker who comments. remove me from your journal. I hate dumb assholes like you who have the absolutely dumbest livejournals then add people because you think it's cool. now I would greatly appreciate it if you removed me from your friends list.
|Date:||September 4th, 2004 02:35 pm (UTC)|| |
if you did your math properly, 16.788% of people like you. statistically, this looks bad. i recommend that you stop adding random people to your friends list. 16.788%, sweety. you should think that over.
Oh I Bet you're DEFINATLY hot in real life. You Are Probably gorgeous. MARRY ME?
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AT ALL JUST BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SERIOUSLY I HATE YOU BURN IN FUCKING HELL BITCHES YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
PS THIS IS NOT A JOKE
hahahahahahahahahahaha if someone's livejournal is ruining your life...you must really have no life.
U kNo Wut U MuThA fUcKEn wHiTe tRaSh bItCH. IF yoU dOnT sToP fUkIn RoUnd sOmE1 GuN gEt HuRt bItCH N iT FUKiN AInT Me So u CaN suK My FuKiN vaGINAAAA. n I aInT fUkIn PlAyInG HoW i kNoW wHeRe BoTh YaLl uGlY BiTcHez LiVe n i GOiNg cuM kIll YOUU!! neWrOaDz iZ goInG doWn FuCkAHH!!
im sorry, i dont live in singapore
im "fUkIn" not white trash. im black, black as the black sea in asia
you're a bad speller.
you are so horrible. my mind cannot fathom how some one could be as mean and cruel as you are. you make hitler look wonderful you're so bad!!... and sexy because you're so ugly!! and goth!! and i hate you!! you are the kind of person who is making me slit my wrists.. so brb...
k luv ya babe
no. get away from this LJ
|Date:||October 4th, 2004 11:05 pm (UTC)|| |
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
but noone else does!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i wont tell i promise yooooou
uMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM who then mofo. tell me and ill screen it like a mofoe
WAIT WAHT THE FUCK.
I DONT BELIEVE YOU
Sorry Come, dear. I didn't check my journal for like a ziiiiillion years. But I added you. You're fuckin' awesome!
|Date:||November 24th, 2004 04:33 pm (UTC)|| |
no! i really do know!!!!!!!!!!
and i hate you both....................................................................................................................................................sososoossoosososososoososoo much
omgomgomgomgomgogmg friday was so much funN!!!! like waoh.......!!! we should do that again someitme!!!! your so cute and cuddly!
ha ha ha did you just add random people or what?