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okay everyone listen the fuck up! YOU HEARD ME SWEETCHEEKS :-0.… - Mye Jurnel
August 28th, 2004
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okay everyone listen the fuck up! YOU HEARD ME SWEETCHEEKS :-0.

this journal is HOTTIES ONLY, so i dont want any weirdo ugly freaks reading this gold. So down to tha real stuff.

today i got a new Tv and i also drew a new one too so that i am much cooler and better now. this is the picture of my new tv. yes.

today my wife made really shitty waffles so i got sooo fuckin angry and upset and emo so i died my hair black I and then i chucked my son at my new plasma wide screen tv and made a giant bonfire in my front lawn and burned all my clothing while screaming the lyrics to "the rules" by ben kweller. my gay ass neighbor, mrs. nancy (but since today i like to call her 'mrs. nazicrotch' hahaha) told me to put the fire out, it was scaring her lips. so, i was like "pssh fine i'll put it out" so i took a glass of water and poured it onto the giant fire and it didn't go out so i was like, "whoops! the fire didnt go out! i guess you can go home now!" and mrs. nancy was like "ok..." and she scampered home and i stayed there on my lawn staring at the clouds go by until the sun went down and it started to rain, and my fire went out.

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From:go_pikachu
Date:August 29th, 2004 10:28 am (UTC)

mmm

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You added me to your buddy list...who is this may i ask?
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From:go_pikachu
Date:August 29th, 2004 05:44 pm (UTC)

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woah i was saying that to the come to mama person. Who is this and ill add yuo as soon as my lj lets me go on. i think someone hacked me.

who are you?
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From:go_pikachu
Date:August 29th, 2004 11:49 pm (UTC)

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i will totally add u back! Are u a guy or girl? And wuts ur name?
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 31st, 2004 11:40 am (UTC)

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WHAT THE HELL GO_PIKACHU??????


i_bleed_glitter wasnt talking 2 u, she was talking to ME MOTHER FUCKER

what the hell the comment isnt even addressed 2 u
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From:go_pikachu
Date:August 31st, 2004 01:53 pm (UTC)

rawr

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ah. my mistake. Sorrrrrry....god damn.Well then u are very attractive i assume eh? now it all makes sense. thanks.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 29th, 2004 10:44 am (UTC)

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shut the FUCK up!
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From:go_pikachu
Date:August 29th, 2004 05:59 pm (UTC)

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oook?
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From:go_pikachu
Date:August 29th, 2004 11:53 pm (UTC)

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ummm...ok! But wait how do u no me?
From:i_bleed_glitter
Date:August 29th, 2004 10:46 am (UTC)
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hey you uhh didn't add me....but uhhh like i think ur cute. ;)
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 29th, 2004 10:46 am (UTC)
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heeehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheeee FUCK YOU!
From:kingluda2005
Date:August 29th, 2004 12:56 pm (UTC)
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well who are you!?i dont know you either
From:pinkstar123
Date:August 29th, 2004 05:41 pm (UTC)
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umm yeah u added me to ur friends list? who the hell r u!?
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From:come_2_mama
Date:August 29th, 2004 07:34 pm (UTC)
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GODDAMN IT

there are WAYYYY too many mother fuckers comment on my live journal
From:pinkstar123
Date:August 30th, 2004 01:02 pm (UTC)
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maybe if u just fucken said who u are!
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From:come_2_mama
Date:September 2nd, 2004 10:25 am (UTC)
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fucken fucken fucken fucken
From:pinkstar123
Date:September 2nd, 2004 11:04 am (UTC)
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shut up!
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From:come_2_mama
Date:September 4th, 2004 06:00 pm (UTC)
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mmmm UR GAY GET OUT RIGHT NOW
From:pinkstar123
Date:September 4th, 2004 09:31 pm (UTC)
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umm ur the one who added me! can u just fucken tell me who the fuck u r. whats so fucken hard about that.?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
fuck you
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From:come_2_mama
Date:September 4th, 2004 10:23 pm (UTC)
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Do you like check my journal like every 5 seconds or something?
From:pinkstar123
Date:September 5th, 2004 06:03 pm (UTC)
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umm like umm no like umm i check my like e-mail and like u like totally like reply like back so like i like do to. why would i wanna check ur lj when i dont even fucken know who u r!llook if u just tell me who you r and stop being a fucker i have no prob. with adding you.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:September 7th, 2004 12:19 pm (UTC)
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you! have! issues!!
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From:sweet_mizery
Date:August 30th, 2004 10:25 am (UTC)
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well, I'm gonna be another fucker who comments. remove me from your journal. I hate dumb assholes like you who have the absolutely dumbest livejournals then add people because you think it's cool. now I would greatly appreciate it if you removed me from your friends list.
From:cacorruption
Date:September 1st, 2004 03:30 pm (UTC)
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hey!!! plans needed SOON
From:____enrapture
Date:September 2nd, 2004 07:08 pm (UTC)
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hey who's this
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 4th, 2004 02:35 pm (UTC)
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if you did your math properly, 16.788% of people like you. statistically, this looks bad. i recommend that you stop adding random people to your friends list. 16.788%, sweety. you should think that over.
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From:come_2_mama
Date:September 4th, 2004 05:59 pm (UTC)
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Oh I Bet you're DEFINATLY hot in real life. You Are Probably gorgeous. MARRY ME?
From:cacorruption
Date:September 25th, 2004 11:23 pm (UTC)
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YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!
From:boobjordax69
Date:September 24th, 2004 11:47 pm (UTC)
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YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AT ALL JUST BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SERIOUSLY I HATE YOU BURN IN FUCKING HELL BITCHES YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
<3
PS THIS IS NOT A JOKE
<3
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From:come_2_mama
Date:September 25th, 2004 12:52 pm (UTC)
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hahahahahahahahahahaha if someone's livejournal is ruining your life...you must really have no life.
From:boobjordax69
Date:September 26th, 2004 04:00 pm (UTC)

WTF HO!!

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U kNo Wut U MuThA fUcKEn wHiTe tRaSh bItCH. IF yoU dOnT sToP fUkIn RoUnd sOmE1 GuN gEt HuRt bItCH N iT FUKiN AInT Me So u CaN suK My FuKiN vaGINAAAA. n I aInT fUkIn PlAyInG HoW i kNoW wHeRe BoTh YaLl uGlY BiTcHez LiVe n i GOiNg cuM kIll YOUU!! neWrOaDz iZ goInG doWn FuCkAHH!!
<33333333
XOXOXOXOX
ShANiqUaaaAaAa
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From:come_2_mama
Date:October 18th, 2004 04:44 pm (UTC)

Re: WTF HO!!

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im sorry, i dont live in singapore
im "fUkIn" not white trash. im black, black as the black sea in asia

you're a bad speller.
From:cacorruption
Date:September 25th, 2004 11:22 pm (UTC)
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you are so horrible. my mind cannot fathom how some one could be as mean and cruel as you are. you make hitler look wonderful you're so bad!!... and sexy because you're so ugly!! and goth!! and i hate you!! you are the kind of person who is making me slit my wrists.. so brb...
k luv ya babe
xoxoxox
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From:come_2_mama
Date:October 23rd, 2004 09:52 am (UTC)
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no. get away from this LJ
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 4th, 2004 11:05 pm (UTC)
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I KNOW WHO YOU ARE



but noone else does!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i wont tell i promise yooooou
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From:come_2_mama
Date:October 7th, 2004 10:06 pm (UTC)
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uMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM who then mofo. tell me and ill screen it like a mofoe
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From:come_2_mama
Date:October 7th, 2004 10:07 pm (UTC)
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WAIT WAHT THE FUCK.
I DONT BELIEVE YOU

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From:anonymousbitch
Date:October 20th, 2004 08:51 pm (UTC)
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Sorry Come, dear. I didn't check my journal for like a ziiiiillion years. But I added you. You're fuckin' awesome!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 24th, 2004 04:33 pm (UTC)
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no! i really do know!!!!!!!!!!
and i hate you both....................................................................................................................................................sososoossoosososososoososoo much
omgomgomgomgomgogmg friday was so much funN!!!! like waoh.......!!! we should do that again someitme!!!! your so cute and cuddly!
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From:prettysmushed
Date:November 24th, 2004 07:45 pm (UTC)
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ha ha ha did you just add random people or what?
From:i_seevanna
Date:June 9th, 2005 01:15 am (UTC)
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FUCK YOU
wank me.
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